Many-Carrot Gold

Many-Carrot Gold

beamy’s making hummus. b: “…and we have a buttload of carrots!” C: “Well, that depends on how many carrots you can fit… ” b: “Oh!” C: “What’s up WHERE, Doc?” =:3
Neck Licks And Chill

Neck Licks And Chill

I just pounced beamy and this fine lil’ phrase came to mind naturally: “Neck licks and chill.” We hope you use this phrase in your own life… and enjoy the acts that go along with it! Enjoy. :-)

Prestidigitarian Appeal

“I love your fingers.  You were doing this keyboard shortcut earlier…” – slave beam (I asked if she was serious.  It turns out: yep!)

Nose-iness

“Nose-iness is next to ear-iness.” “But nose-iness is closer to cheek-iness.” Well played, beamy. Well played.