Author: C

Many-Carrot Gold

beamy’s making hummus. b: “…and we have a buttload of carrots!” C: “Well, that depends on how many carrots you can fit… ” b: “Oh!” C: “What’s up WHERE, Doc?”…
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Neck Licks And Chill

I just pounced beamy and this fine lil’ phrase came to mind naturally: “Neck licks and chill.” We hope you use this phrase in your own life… and enjoy the…
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Cheering For May West!

Wow! We are cheering for our dear kinky comrade, May West — dazzling the world with a few new porn debuts… and we’re super excited! Shooting with SCORE was amazing. Second day…
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Kinky Karaoke

So the other night after a munch we were invited by some friends to karaoke. I sang “sweet dreams are made of these” in my deep and dirty voice while…
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Butt Lamps — Spank ‘Em

A beautiful invention shines forth: the butt lamp. Just give the butt lamp a hearty slap to, er… turn it on.  As a bonus, they appear to have some decent…
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Perhaps A Few Shades Greater

“A <3 like Morticia and Gomez Addams” is a fetish on FetLife, and for good reason. Morticia and Gomez embody passion: they evoke scintillating devotion and lust in their every…
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