Dear slave lips: Pervy Musicals

Dear slave lips,

A bit of levity.  In honor of your love of performance (as well as perving), I present to you a few little theater numbers that slave beam and I came up with:

• Pirates In My Pants
• Nippin’
• Joseph and the Tickle-Under Cream Coating
• Cramalot
• Rent, Indeed

As a bonus, don’t miss these fine animated features:

• The Little Sperm-Aid
• The Tongue-All Nook
• The Emperor’s Nude Groove
• Rescuers Down Under (sic)
• Shrectum

Fondly and fondle-y,

C