rectal flute

Just when you feel like you’ve hit bottom, and you’re dwelling on what’s behind you… now you can pass the time — and more — with a cheery spirit of ass…piration!

That’s right: Recto Flute lets you emanate cheery tunes from your posterior.  Let your loud reports bring delight to all within range of your toot-flute tunes.

These may be hard to find (snerk!) and it may be a while before there’s a version with a good amp hookup — but for now you can get hours of acoustic fun, um, under your belt.

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