Dildo Drone

Dildo Drone

It looks like someone beat us to the punch! — or to the punchline, at least. We’ve got kinky drone brainstorms a-whirlin’, and it led us to this little gem. With the Dildo Drone, now you don’t need any free hands to get that whirring, buzzing...
Wholesome Pornhub?!?

Wholesome Pornhub?!?

What a heartwarming surprise to find these considerate, encouraging videos amidst porn. A curious surprise. Wholesome, heartwarming, and hilarious.

“C’est la V.”

We’re playful with lots of things, including words.   One afternoon, after enjoying slave beam’s pussy with my face, we went out to a restaurant café.   slave beam noticed some evidence of cunnilingus scent in my beard — she liked smelling...
After Great Sexual Performance…

After Great Sexual Performance…

beamy had just performed an incredible blowjob. I was impressed. I was amazed. I was blown away. I praised her, and let her know that she had blown my mind with her cocksucking super-skills. “Mic drop!”, she cheered. She dropped my cock out of her hand...
Unearthing Ancient Dildos

Unearthing Ancient Dildos

I can’t believe some of the stuff that slave beam digs up. China’s Han dynasty seems to have had some very interesting ways of maintaining chi and vital essences. Whoa. Behold: bronze dildos and jade butt plugs.