by C | Dec 18, 2018 | Insights
It looks like someone beat us to the punch! — or to the punchline, at least. We’ve got kinky drone brainstorms a-whirlin’, and it led us to this little gem. With the Dildo Drone, now you don’t need any free hands to get that whirring, buzzing...
by C | Nov 27, 2018 | Insights
What a heartwarming surprise to find these considerate, encouraging videos amidst porn. A curious surprise. Wholesome, heartwarming, and hilarious.
by C | May 10, 2018 | Insights, Within the Scenes
We’re playful with lots of things, including words. One afternoon, after enjoying slave beam’s pussy with my face, we went out to a restaurant café. slave beam noticed some evidence of cunnilingus scent in my beard — she liked smelling...
by C | Sep 3, 2017 | Within the Scenes
beamy had just performed an incredible blowjob. I was impressed. I was amazed. I was blown away. I praised her, and let her know that she had blown my mind with her cocksucking super-skills. “Mic drop!”, she cheered. She dropped my cock out of her hand...
by C | Jan 25, 2017 | Insights
I can’t believe some of the stuff that slave beam digs up. China’s Han dynasty seems to have had some very interesting ways of maintaining chi and vital essences. Whoa. Behold: bronze dildos and jade butt plugs.
