Happy 2024 to you, and your spicy resolutions!
What are your spicy resolutions for the year? What are your slutty goals?
Tag: slave beam
Butts In The Shower
For a little glimpse in our day-to-day, here is a bit of butt-art that we created in the shower.
Profound Self-love While Home Alone
I believe the old adage, “you can’t love someone else, until you love yourself” is completely true. I am an absolute believer in profound self-love. This is a short recount…
Many-Carrot Gold
beamy’s making hummus. b: “…and we have a buttload of carrots!” C: “Well, that depends on how many carrots you can fit… ” b: “Oh!” C: “What’s up WHERE, Doc?”…
Neck Licks And Chill
I just pounced beamy and this fine lil’ phrase came to mind naturally: “Neck licks and chill.” We hope you use this phrase in your own life… and enjoy the…
Interview With Mr. Egg
Hello Mr. Egg, thanks for taking the time to answer a few questions for us! We’ve become very close friends over the years, although — sadly — we don’t always…