Neck Licks And Chill
I just pounced beamy and this fine lil’ phrase came to mind naturally: “Neck licks and chill.” We hope you use this phrase in your own life… and enjoy the…
Tag: funny
Interview With Mr. Egg
Hello Mr. Egg, thanks for taking the time to answer a few questions for us! We’ve become very close friends over the years, although — sadly — we don’t always…
Even if you “know” the clit, let’s work on finding it together!
I just stumbled upon a really fun music video about the clitoris by Dorian Electra. The video glitters and glows, and has a really great message. Personally, I would would love to…
Dick Pics And… Doll Clothes?!?
I rather a fan of dick pics. But when the featured cock gets a little fancy, there’s really no boundaries to my love! Here’s a NYC photographer that had an…
Maturity Alert! Happy 69%!!
It’s something we’ll shout out to each other now and then when one of our devices reaches 69% battery power. (Hey, we like celebrating. And we’re pervs.) Today we had…
Prestidigitarian Appeal
“I love your fingers. You were doing this keyboard shortcut earlier…” – slave beam (I asked if she was serious. It turns out: yep!)
April Fool’s For slave beam
slave beam has been finding appreciative love notes all over the place today: under the seat of the scooter, in the refrigerator, on the couch. Who knew April 1st was…
“Better Titillate Than Tittle-Never.”
Better titillate than tittle-never. Oh man, I love the repartee that flies around here. As this quote goes: stay tuned for some fun catch-up! :-)
Kooky XXX-Mas Cookies
‘Tis the season for some delightful decorating and tasty treats! These ginger-folk are ginger-fucking in ginger-fantastic ways. My favorite is the bottom-right one, with the relaxed pose. beamy likes the…