Dildo Drone

Dildo Drone

It looks like someone beat us to the punch! — or to the punchline, at least. We’ve got kinky drone brainstorms a-whirlin’, and it led us to this little gem. With the Dildo Drone, now you don’t need any free hands to get that whirring, buzzing...
Unearthing Ancient Dildos

Unearthing Ancient Dildos

I can’t believe some of the stuff that slave beam digs up. China’s Han dynasty seems to have had some very interesting ways of maintaining chi and vital essences. Whoa. Behold: bronze dildos and jade butt plugs.
You Heard Right: Genital Jousting

You Heard Right: Genital Jousting

Grab your friends and prepare your joysticks! It’s… Genital Jousting?!? With so many genital-tastic party games to choose from, your party will be oozing with delight! What kind of games, you ask? Clear a space on your desk for your jaw to drop, and then...
Interview With Mr. Egg

Interview With Mr. Egg

Hello Mr. Egg, thanks for taking the time to answer a few questions for us!  We’ve become very close friends over the years, although — sadly — we don’t always find the time to talk; so I’m rather excited to ask you a few questions! Hi slave beam!...
Butt Lamps — Spank ‘Em

Butt Lamps — Spank ‘Em

A beautiful invention shines forth: the butt lamp. Just give the butt lamp a hearty slap to, er… turn it on.  As a bonus, they appear to have some decent jiggle to ’em! You can ogle it all in the video when you check out these butt lamps. (Credit to slave...