Pleasure is self care

Take a moment to think about your interests. Consider your arousal. Explore your turn-ons. What are some ways that you hope to explore kink, next? What are some ways that you can indulge that? Think about some ways that you can truly care for yourself, in pleasure....

Relish Erotica For Your Ears

There is something incredibly powerful about the sound of voice. A human voice can be infused with incredible emotion and nuance. It’s one of the most direct conduits for expressing arousal. In erotica, it turns out that voice can be really, really fun. If you...
Dildo Drone

Dildo Drone

It looks like someone beat us to the punch! — or to the punchline, at least. We’ve got kinky drone brainstorms a-whirlin’, and it led us to this little gem. With the Dildo Drone, now you don’t need any free hands to get that whirring, buzzing...
Wholesome Pornhub?!?

Wholesome Pornhub?!?

What a heartwarming surprise to find these considerate, encouraging videos amidst porn. A curious surprise. Wholesome, heartwarming, and hilarious.

“C’est la V.”

We’re playful with lots of things, including words.   One afternoon, after enjoying slave beam’s pussy with my face, we went out to a restaurant café.   slave beam noticed some evidence of cunnilingus scent in my beard — she liked smelling...
Unearthing Ancient Dildos

Unearthing Ancient Dildos

I can’t believe some of the stuff that slave beam digs up. China’s Han dynasty seems to have had some very interesting ways of maintaining chi and vital essences. Whoa. Behold: bronze dildos and jade butt plugs.